The same pants that humiliates me again !!!

yes..once again, the curse of humility that is in the jeans has been resurrected. the situation is slightly different this time, the difference is only this time im not paying money to the counterlady but instead, im was keeping the change while talking to my friend (Ms V) and my pocket is torn with a hole. so here it goes...

after taking a train back from my office, i saw some hawkers selling junk food. then i bought some of it and i got around like 40-50 cents change. then Ms V came along and she greeted me, then we chat abit (the small change is still in my hand at the moment). while we were chatting, i have totally forgotten bout the torn pocket, i slide my hand into the pocket and trying to release the burden in my palm. suddenly, i felt like few things is moving around my leg down to the shoe. i knew instantly is was my blardy change...shiett!! (my hands are still in my pocket) then i was hoping that it will be caught in my shoe..but only 1 or 2 coins manage to go into the shoe...the rest....*cling clang clung*!!!! then the conversation was stop for a moment...then i was trying to pretend that it wasnt me...but....

Ms V: .......you drop your coins....
Me: ....oh...yeah....

i squat down and pick it up and put it into another side of pocket...while the other coins, they are safe in my shoe. THE CURSED JEANs !!!

my DISASTROUS 2004 Christmas...

got some facts about the origin of Chirstmas from dictionary.com, "Christmas is from the Old English words Cristes moesse, 'the mass or festival of Christ'. The first celebration took place in Rome about the middle of the fourth century. The exact date of the Nativity is not known, but even in pre-Christian times the period from December 25 to January 6 — now known as "The Twelve Days of Christmas" — was considered a special time of year. The abbreviation Xmas, thought as sacrilegious by some, is entirely appropriate. The letter X (chi) is the first letter in the Greek word for Christ". wow...enlightening...

about christmas countdown...it wasnt that bad at all. A friend of a friend rented a condo unit just above the ever popular KL Plaza and invited like close to 30++ ppl (i think im exaggerating or maybe misperception after a couple of drinks). what we do there...hrmph...interesting stuff. drink, drink, drink...play guessing game (chai wui)...drink, drink, drink...caroling, play twisting game...drink, drink, drink...drunk, puke and got carried home by my buddies (thanks jHan, Tay and yMing...u guys are the best!). yeah...thats bout it. disaster number 1 leads to number 2...

...ive got soOOooOOoo wasted that i forgot to do something very important....

Stephnee and i have planned this christmas gifts give away for my family since last couple of weeks ago...thinking of what is the best gift to get for my bro, sis and mom (dad is not really into C'mas kinda thing so we sort of left him out :p) and is within our budget. i think all the credit goes to Stephnee for her effort of getting all the gifts for everyone. well as for me, i wasnt much of help except for the money and some suggestion of gifts. then Steph was saying that we should place the gifts on their bed in the middle of the night but i have no access into room during midnight and the best thing we could do is just to place the gifts on the front door and wait for them to wake up and be SURPRISED! so the plan is to get home and pick up Ms Santa (Stephnee) and place the gifts.

....when i was waiting to be sent home, i think Steph called (i think so she called coz i couldnt remember alot of things that happend) and i think somehow i hung up her phone or something, but it was my phone that died out. and when i reached home, all i can do is just lying down on sofa and SLEEP. then there goes our plan...shiettt!! *sigh* disaster...

listening to Kazami - Himawari ~~~ (nice....from Samurai Champloo anime)

just watched "The Polar Express"...is DAMN cool. especially the part where the train...(oh, mebe i should keep it to myself bout the details...sorry). neways, it brainwashed me and filled my heart with 'Christmas'...ahhhh~~~~~ *jingle bells jingle balls...hanging on the wall...?!?!?! (DOH!...need a help doc...) *sigh* i wish i was that boy...(what is his name again? ...eumm....watever)....what more can a boy ask for? a short trip into the realms of fantasy adventure. narhh...itll never happen (hek hek hek...just do as what the boy did...not believing in Mr Clause). too obvious im trying too hard (ehh?).

my mom asked me to follow her to the church on Christmas eve for a BBQ...but i sort of rejected coz i might be busy. then she quickly asked me, "what is christmas about?". well, i answered her "just another day to give ourself an excuse to be wasted!!"..hahaha! i wished i did but instead, "eumm...a day to be thankful and giving lorr...". then she said that christmas is celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. the right place to be celebrating it is with her and her christians communities and not go drinking bla bla bla...then this really struck me when she ask, "so how does it feel to when your friends are celebrating your birthday without you?". the first i was thinking of is...i could be sick that day otherwise they are sick that day!!! hahahhah....but i asked her, "how can i be in all the places at once when the clock strikes 12?"...then she quickly changed topic..."there are young ppl like u there wan...bla bla bla...coll student...bla bla bla". OKAY CONFIRM NOT GOING TO CHURCH BBQ WITH HER ALREADY.........!!! hahaha....but i guess as long as we are happy...i think Jesus will be too. hahaha...


have a Merry CHRISTMAS 2005 everyone...!!!

cheers.

finally an update on this before it slowly diminish together along with the trash of the cyber world. something well worth remembering today before i forget it. is not something that i can cheer or happy about but is something very unfortunate and it just breaks my heart.
well...my dog passed away at some time before midnight. it was after sending Kfei home from futsal as i was about to reach my house, i saw a THING lying motionless on the opposite lane of the road. as Yew Kuan's car got closer and closer to my front gate, then only i noticed that it was my dog sleeping...in the MIDDLE of the ROAD?!?! then at that very moment i start cursing (actually just FUCKkk with the sighs and shieeettt, hahah)...then i lifted my dog off the road and to the side and Yew Kuan was kind enough to lend me his car lights to brighten up the area.


this is where YKuan, my dad and i become some detectives checking the dead corpse for clues to solve the mystery of an unfortunate death of my DOG...

i tried to check for pulse but the moment i land my hand on her fur and skin, i feel like touching some dummy animal set in shopping complex. as i pressed harder into the skin, i can still feel abit of warmth inside. having to notice a thick black skid mark on the back of the neck, the position taken before moving the corpse, her cute collar tag lying in the middle of the road and without any trace of bloods except for slivas, i manage to come out with my own conclusion. through the autopsy which has been taken by YKuan, my dad and I, the death took place not long before it has been discovered by me. it has been suggested that the dog has been run through by an undentified medium light transportation vehicle coming down from the slope of the hill. the main cause of the death is the internal injuries or the neck could be snapped which causes an instant death.

* the autopsy has been run by the unskilled person and also having no knowledge in medical line. this report has been written based on an architect's (eventually) knowledge!!!


i know, i know...is just a DOG and is part of the process in a life cycle system. the 5 months ++ bondage is good enough to shrink me in feeling bad of not having to treat HER better. the worst of it all is...i have NOT GIVEN her a NAME...yet!!!! well, i use to call her 'lou poh' (my wife) whenever i enter the house and she will run towards me. then she will jump at me, bark at me...lick me and always try to invite me to play with her. however, my family members gave her different names...my mom and my youngest bro n sis will call her 'ginger'. at first i was "GINGER"??!?! wtf is that. then my elder sis and my dad will call her 'sei sui kaou' (bad dead dog)...hahaha. i hav only took bath for her once...that was like 5 months AGO!!! of course, my beloved youngest sis will take care ot her cleanliness issues (including the pees and the poos), well as for me, ill be the financial supporter while the rest enjoy insulting and playing with her.


this dog pet, no, actually she is a very dearest WIFE of mine, has given me fond memories which will not be lost in me and also in the cyber world. i could not be the BEST and a good master to my beloved 'lou poh'...so she left me for good to look for a better new life. well, i dont see it as an ending to this lovely little creature's life but i see a brand new beginning into next chapter of life!

cheers!

whenever i return home late, the time when everyone is in the middle of their dreams or busy yawning, the stillness of the air and the empty silence can somehow makes me feel like im in a DEEP DEEP dark hole in the space!!!! not even a single noise from those BUGGERS (bugs makes continuous noises = buggers!) ..i guessed they must be really ASLEEP. when this happens...SHIET!! my brain will just keep on putting me into those worst wierd stupid scenario situation and that happens only when i locked my main entrance door...''clukk!!!''

stupid scenario 1 - i felt that ive just locked myself in another dimension world...is sitll the 20th century except that everyone will only see their true self and real world once they are connected into the dream world. ahem...sumthing like matrix larr...but my version!! then ill have to go back to my bed n plugged myself into ''the true or real world''...

stupid scenario 2 - it is after world world 3, the world is still in trauma and fear after those brutal blood spilling combat...n during the night whne the world is asleep, went back home. as i was walking on the rubbles of a half crushed house...(those rubbles are the stuffs which is left by my little bros n sis b4 sleep)....you could finally feel the world is back at peace after such an incident.

stupid scenario 3 - this real eerie feelings sometimes does gives me goose bums....i felt that there are some other presence. is not visible and intangible except for the 6th sense feeling it!!!! however it also could be my unconditional imagination over runs my rational thoughts which it could be a bad thing to happen during that time. sometimes when the chair at my dining table is not facing the dining table instead is facing somewhere else...that is the thing that i always try ignore it with my eyes. because i know i will imagine/see someone sitting on the chair waitting for SOMETHING....!!!

*AHHHHh...chooooooo...*
*cough* *cough* *cough*....
*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* ...

woowwww~~~~ wonderful melody....

in order to produce such melody:
all you need is just irritating minor flu, pricking soar throat and sneezes....and a comfortable bed ;)

and the secret instruments are.....your nose, mouth and throat!!! (and abit of tears after sneezing to to get the crowds heart..)

go try it tonite....ITS FUN!!!! ;D

when this song was sent to me by kfei few weeks ago, after listening to it, i thought it was just ANOTHER expressive acoustic sad song. but after last night ride home in kfei's car...the lyrics in the song took my attention, with kfei helps,...i think is BEAUTIFUL!!!


Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth
Still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
Still a little hard to say what's going on

Still a little bit of your ghost your witness
Still a little bit of your face I haven't kissed
You step a little closer each day
That I can't see what's going on

Stones taught me to fly
Love taught me to lie
Life taught me to die
So it's not hard to fall
When you float like a cannonball

Still a little bit of your song in my ear
Still a little bit of your words I long to hear
You step a little closer to me
So close that I can't see what's going on

Stones taught me to fly
Love taught me to lie
Life taught me to die
So it's not hard to fall
When you float like a cannon

Stones taught me to fly
Love taught me to cry
So come on courage
Teach me to be shy
'Cause it's not hard to fall
And I don't want to scare her
It's not hard to fall
And I don't wanna lose
It's not hard to grow
When you know that you just don't know


CANONBALL~~~~ by damien rice...

woowww...is been 3 months since i wrote something...aiyaak!! feels like my fingers are not moving smoothly...(laming...)

hmm.....i only write things that is interesting to me and favours me. throughout this 3 months hav been an adventure for me, but i couldnt find the urge to use my fingers and brain work together at the moment..mebe is the age thing...the older u gets the harder u will have to persuade yourself to work on something. i think there is one and only, that kind of person is still existing... thats me!!!!..... (>:o) HA HA HA HA (hands on my waist facing up the sky feeling proud at the moment...).

When im really really really BORED, i will get tired very fast, then my eye lids will not be in my control anymore.at times, i get too bored till i couldnt be bothered to aware of what is happening in world...like when your handphone is on the edge of the bed about to fall off but u JUST couldnt give a damn about it because your are just too damn BORED!!! (trying to exicte myself and find soemthing to do) i always have strange dreams when i sleeps in this conditions. there is where i came across these strange dreams lately...

dreamsss...

(the dream started like this....)
hey guess what?!?! im back in BRISBANE! already!!! i landed in the morning, then i was meeting up with my friends there (i just cant remember how i meet them and where the hell are my luggages??)...a couple of hours later after landed, my friends and i hang out in the city. then we passed by a "student travel" (some tour agencies with special rates for students), i saw a the price of a return ticket to KL for AUS$ 1k +...immediately i took out my allowance and buy a ticket. (what the hell am i doin?!?!?) then i told myself i just have to budget the remaining sum of money to last throughout the whole SEM...(smart). then when i got back to KL, everything was it is before i left...nothing has changed. everybody was not surprised at all for my a-day trip in brissy and like they have already predicted this is going to happened. then i when at home and doing the things that i usually did right now in reality world...playin PS, watch anime, dl songs...all the sudden, i was being question about my date of the return ticket by a friend of mine (i think that person is a stranger bcoz i havnt seen him/her at all)...i couldnt remember but when i check the return ticket, i was supposed to take off in 2 hrs time!!!!! (wtf?!?!?!?!??! that reminds me of my first flight to Brisbane... :``( ) without giving much thoughts about it, i grab a couple of clothes and packed it into a small luggage bag and unplugged my new pc and put in a box. it was so fast and i was damn panic at the moment...all the sudden i was in the taxi traveling to the airport (hello....stop fast forwarding the movie...im watching here!!!).

is a crazy dream mann...it really freaks me out when i woke up. damn mann...i think there is a lesson to be learn here mann....never sleep under those condition!!!! shiett....

tired tired!!!....just finished packing up all my stuff in boxes. Alright, i've set my mind to go back to m'sia. noOOoo...im not gonna stay!!! and here ive listed out 10 of the things that i will miss about brisbane when im back in m'sia.

10 things that i will miss about Brissy:
1. the fresh air that i inhales (kept me from smoking...) ;)
2. the wonderful winter!!! (kimochiii...)
3. good soccer field (comparing to m'sia...suckssss!)
4. the beautiful girls to ogle at *slurp**aWooOOooo....*
5. the mouthwatering VIET grilled pork chop rice with fried egg and super tasty
sauce that cost aus$ 6...yummyyyyyyyyy!!!
6. the excellent public transport...4 THUMBS UP!! (do they call it TOE THUMB?)
7. the unforgettable journeys and memories with all my fellow friends...thang
Qiu!
8. LAKSA HUT's hospitality...
9. the inexpensive alcohol compared to m'sia...
10. and finally, the unconditionally BOREDOM!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

...operator!!!!!!

BIRTHDAY blokes... MR Jaime Toh Wai Keong (23) and Mr Yeap Soon Yean (22)!!! sorry i cant make it to the birthday parties or whatever function that u guys gonna organise, but HAVE FUN dudesSsssss!!! ;) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Definitely you guys deserve a gift from me but all i could offer u guys now is just some retros (hehehe...a living miser here (have to budget some money for PARTYING back with u later in Xmas ;))..sorry guys!!!

hahhh~~~~....yet another year passed!!! still fresh in my memory the night in Genting Highlands...not just fun but it was GREAT!!! if only i could show all those pics that i brought along with me..i think anyone who saw that pic will understand how AWESOME the night was...nothing much except for drinking games and alcohols AND alcohols!!! yKeong was either pissed off with something or DRUNK i could never tell as he went to bed early and if im not wrong, he downed 2 GLASSES of mixed alcohol before he went into his room (i think abit of both kekeke..). the game went on as we are the soldiers with orders, our orders are made clear to HAVE FUN and drunk(i supposed). although it pissed me off to see one of our star soldier (yKeong) wounded (drunk) and cannot continue with us, but his presence will be near us (his room is just next to the lounge :p). heheheh....i must admit i was totally FUCKED!!! and the next thing i could remember is the sun is on my face and i could barely recalled what has happened before i doze off. i found myself on the ground together with two liquor bottles!!!! and i was really touched by whoever that covered with the blanket that kept me cozy within. T_T TERIMA KASIH!!! i think almost all of us are 70-80% drunk, so it was a well done MISSION!!! (sounded soldier like...must be S.W.A.T movie!!!). as for the following day, after check out, i had the best breakfast ever in some restaurant, no just the food there but the friends and the TOGETHERNESSS!!! (missed home T_T) hahhahaha.....

How to play MONOPOLY?

hrmph...determination or being CRUEL (because is money!!!)?!?! well, i admit that im the worst board game player ever with my friends...i always lose no matter how (PURE LOSER) but it was fun cause it helps me to kill time. i bought all of the boxes of property that ive landed on and i was broke at the begining. however, i manage to get bounce back when my fellow friends landed on my property. it was a good start and i even collected 2 'free from jail' card!!! (SUPER LUCKY!!) it was WONDERFUL!!! i could feel like im on top of the world MANNN....there were 3 of us (jHan, Hyong and me). with my power, i was able to eliminated jHan as my first victim and im left Hyong. after a couple of hour playing together with him, i strongly believe that you could never play 1 on 1 with a close friend in monopoly...CAUSE IT NEVER ENDSS!!!!! my reign of power began to fall when i treated Hyong too good (too good till i could pay him 1K++ just for OLD KENT ROAD!!!!!!! and i think u could guess how well i treated him following on...). then slowly on i start to play carelessly and he started to rise above me and caught me a couple of times with his prolonged determination even though he felt he has nothing left against my POWER. a little by a little he took over my properties and forces me to sell all of my HOTELSS!!! :( sob sob...is it because of his determination has brought him back into the competition?!?! or i was being too soft when im facing my friends?!?! but i think it was the BEERS!!! intoxicated by alcohol prevents me to think wisely!!! how could i be so GENEROUS?!?! shiet...i could see the sun is rising as the early birds are chirpping as well as jHan is snoring ;p....better off to bed.

it was funny chat i had with Mandrake and Diddy (the name was change due to some reason). it was after our delicious dinner, we saw few chiqs (also=chick=for see=females) walking by us, we start to evaluate the chiqs based on the our years long of experience and knowledge of WOMEN. Then suddenly, Diddy came out with this crazy worst case or best case scenario!!!:

Diddy: "if the girl that wore the g-string wanna have sex with you yet doesnt want any commitment, WILL YOU HAVE SEX
WITH HER?"
Mandrake:" i will!!!!, how bout u banana?"
banana: "hrmph, i might but she is not my type...so i dont think so..."
Diddy: "wah!!! i will, NO COMMITMENT u know...."
banana: "yes, i know...but her appearance could put me off even before we reach home!! im sorry guys...im abit choosy"
Mandrake: "i will"
Diddy: "so if the girls at the opposite table asked u for a THREESOME!!!, will you go for it? as for me...i think i wont"
banana: "HELL YEAH!!!! i would is an opportunity of a LIFETIME!!! yes i will"
Mandrake: "hrmph...i wont also. i think it will be tiring...."
Diddy: " yes, i think i will be exhausted...so i think i wont...But what happend if u have to share those chiqs with a guy?"
Banana: "FUCK NO!!! i dont want to deprive myself sexual pleasure with another DICK HEAD!!!!"
Mandrake: *LOL*
Diddy: *LOL*

anyway it was an idiotic conversation we had...i myself find it funny as well by the way they can come up with those crazy scenario!!! they could go on forever imaginging and asking those unpredictable question that could never happened to US (maybe we are less fortunate...) but we stopped our conversation as we left the table. WHAT A DAY!!!!

is revenge time!!!! the ball is in our possesion because after the ball hit me it fell next to me. We were one hell of a team , i would say, because there was an instance rapport among us. Passes the ball to each other and i got myself 2 victim of my "SUPER SPINNING METEOR HIT"...HAHAHAAH...who IS DA MANNNnnn....!!! but the game ended by a villian move by Daniel...jHan found his target (daniel) and smack him hard with the tennis ball but Daniel acted on self defense by throwing the beautiful sand from the beach right at jHan's face!! it wasnt really bad but is just cheating in such game and everyone stopped to acknowledge the end of the game. HOWEVER, Ron wasnt impressed with Daniels move or maybe he didntnoticed the game ended, he REPETITIVELY EXECUTED numbers of shot at Daniel before he realise the game ended *LOL*(a punishment to those who break the LAW!!!). then some of them went for a swim while some throwing frisbee around and SOME (me) sat down and ponder about those couples that passes me. what a beautiful chick with a handsome bloke!! *sigh*...i look to my left all i could see is my darken duplicate, my SHADOW!

after a while (i dont remember how long) it started to rain!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! i was ogling at jap chicks MAnnnn....then we packed up and left. there goes our trip...not because of the FUCK UP weather but also HAN and the rest was eager to watch the RUGBY finals between Aussie (australia) and the English (england). by the time we took the bus to the train station, it was raining CATS AND DOGS!!!! super Heavy...ive never seen heavy rain in aussie before. WHAT A DAY!!!!!!

Went to Gold Coast today with jHan's friend. there were 8 of us: me, jHan, Kenny, Dickson, Daniel, Wei chung, Chee kun and Ron *phew*...thank god i rememberED!! hehehe. The journey starts at 11 something but i woke up at around 8 something!!!!! T_T how to open my eyes?!?! anyway i manage to stay alert almost throughout thanks to all the JAPS travelling along to Gold Coast as well. *KAWAI neee....!!!* the trip was fun but we spend too much time walking around until my feet hurts *LEH* (ehh...singaporean accent??)...i was wondering if the weather was playing with us or there are extra few people on the beach that brought the dark clouds with rain. hrmph....i guess it must have been us! the moment we reached the Surfer Paradise beach it was drizzling. but jHan, Dickson and Daniel could bother much because the purpose of this trip is to get wet. while the rest of us contemplating on whether "to SWIM or NOT TO SWIM that is the question?". but by the time we can arrive with any answer to our question the heavy rain has forces us out of the beach. btw did i mentioned i have learned a new madarin word?!?! no well here it is, how do u say 'JACKET' in mandarin?!? well, obviously is just JACKET!!! but Daniel, he thought us with this hilarious word where he learnt it from some friend's of his from CHINA...JACKET="chie kert". hahaha...it was funny the first we heard that word but is not anymore. maybe we are the suckers that dont know that word existed but who cares is QUEER dude!!! anyway let go back to our trip...it was around lunch time so we decided to shed ourself off the rain in some restaurant. we end up in a chinese restaurant...eumm...expensive restaurant....eumm...1 pretty waitress...eumm...forgot the name. the food there...sucks!!! for mine...i ordered...eumm...some tasteless colourless thick sauce chicken mushroom with peas. IT SUCKS!!! then by the time we walk out of the restaurant we could feel the heat from the sun and we decide to go to the beach again. But due to our full stomach, we decide to digest abit by walking around window shopping in surfers paradise before we head back to the beach. uarghH!!! i was unable to control myself from buying stuff...uarghh!!! but luckily my concious stopped me from buying more stuff after spending $100 *phew* but i guessed everything i bought is worth it CAUSE IS CHEAP!!! HAHAAHA....i got a wallet (me using wallet?!?! what a revolution!!! ive not been using a WALLET since i was in form 3 coz i think wallet is taking too many space in my pants!!) 2 caps and a pants!!! i love the caps because ive been thinking of it since begining of the year. as for the pants, ive threw few pants to some charity bin, hoping someoneelse will treasure them more than i do, and so that i can have an excuse for myself to get a new ONE ;D. MUAHHHAHA...ladies do try this!!! then after all shopping has been done, we went back to the beach. Dickson bought a frisbee from CITY BEACH that gave us something to start with at the beach and i believe that was the first time we EVER tossed a frisbee before!! we were full of craps spinning the frisbee high and low, far and out of reach from each throw. after awhile of fooling around with it, Wei Chung stopped the tossing and took out a tennis ball which offer us a new game, i forgot what was the name of the game but our version was "chopping"!! why chopping? cause maybe that is how smart we are in primary school to come out with that word!!! possibly we felt that hitting a tennis ball on a person felt like a knife chopping some meat or vegetables!!! hehehee....i dont know. we split into 2 teams of 4: jHan, me, dickson n Ron VERSUS wei chung, kenny, daniel n chee kun. i was the first person to get hit but then i got the ball....to be cont

IM NOT HOMELESS!!!! at least for the moment or else ill be unwanted, just like a stray dog hanging around the street searching in the rubbish for food remnants. the contract for the townhouse unit in Toowong ends this friday, but ive already shifted out. Thanks to jHan, at the moment im living together with him in his friend's place (kenny&leong) . but we will have to move out at the end of this month cause this apartment units contract ends on the first of Dec!!!! at least there time spare at the moment for me to look for accommodation. IS THERE ANYONE OUT HERE IN BRISBANE CAN SPARE ME A PLACE TO SLEEP UNTIL I LEAVE ?!?!?! anyone?!?! actually i could just move in to backpackers place or whatever that cost MONEY, but no. i think i have a tight budget of spending right now because of all the uncertainty future lies ahead me. i am still considering whether i SHOULD or i SHOULDNT stay here for my internship. *sigh* luckily i have a place to sleep at the time being otherwise ill be HOMELESS and USELESS!!!

dreams...weird dreams again...no i mean most of the time. This time is not some scary mysterious shiet stuff...but when i come to think of it, is funny. i dreamt that i have meet up with my old friends...kFei, xes, sLoong n so on. well, first of all what is so weird about this dream is the place that we meet up. It was suppose to be some final matches of some soccer tournaments in an airport where the players have to pause and leave the field for the planes to land. It was nite and lights were heavily lite up for that field and i there were once a plane didnt manage to land because of the players in the field. actually i was busy walking around the airport to look for my friends. then i finally meet up with one of them ,KFEI, we were too happy that we finally meet up that we hug each other until we fell onto the ground. then all the sudden i saw one of the least suspected friend to be back in KL, gYew!!! (btw we are still on the ground) then he smiled and crawl to kFei as if he was goin to hug him as well BUT instead he stopped when his head reaches up to kFei's penis. he then uses his bold chin and CARESS IT!!!!!!! BOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! kFei was laughing with tears coming out because of the ticklish feeling (somehow i felt how ticklish it could be...) but somehow i felt the worse for me. i saw him crawling towards me...and i woke up!!! T_T wah...relieve!!! *stupid dreams* too much porno!!!! sigh...miss u guys mann!!! poor thing kFei *ROTFLOL*

*yawns* i always have good intuition about something but when it comes to 'MATRIX' movie, it is undescribable!!! always (after watching 3 episodes) surprises me with super FUCKING good shiet....no doubt is DA BEST of DA BEST!!!! im able to recall the day when i first (i lost count how many times) watched THE matrix!!! it was a rainy afternoon in 1999 ( i cant remember much but i know was 18) the first movie which i watched it by myself. The only cinema in New State (i guess..),Pee Jay, couldnt remember the cinema name but hell yeah there were not alot of people around!!! it was so empty that i easily got a ticket for the top level sit where i can see couples smooches and fondling each other bfore the movie starts (smoking was not a crime in cinema too..h0h0h0h). I didnt anticipate anything from that title MATRIX, but all i could see from the poster was just guns (LOTS OF GUNS) and K E A N U R E E V E S. well, i never really admired or fancied any actors before but it was a day when i started to have one. i just told myself "finished this movie and go home....dont want to waste any precious second of raining weather off the bed!!! the first thing that pinned me down onto the old cheap timber with pvc cover seat was TRINITY's super 3D flying kick to the police men....HELL YEAH!!!!! IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOMMEEEeeeEEeeeeee!!!! i could feel my ass with pins and needles but all i could do is to wait for this FANTASTIC movie to end. i walked of the cinema with different concept of living...i could feel all the sudden that i could things moving slower like Neo dodging those bullets (ok i might be exaggerating but maybe i was moving too fast no...i mean...whatever, IM GOIN CRAZY ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!! UArrghhHHhhh). Martial arts are essential for survival in this jungle of concretes!!! after this movie, there is no movies with actions and story surpasses MAtrix...NOTHING!!! is the best and still the best EVER!!! (hrmph...fightclub was good...no MATRIX!!!) but what really dissapointed me in the Matrix revolution was the ENDING...sob sob i must say is "DA WORST !!!". how can such thing happened to such a flawless movie!!! how?!?! why?!?! who?!?! what?!? where?!?! when?!? aiks...could it be possible that i DONT understand the movie?!?! shiet T_T

TOTALLY HUMILIATED....

it happened last couple of months ago...it was one of those day when i feel REALLY good and confident. walking around noticed that chicks checking me out :D ...hrmph, better check...go toilet see see look look, "no ark!, nothing worng ark...i looked perfectly normal today. no mucus flowing out of my nose, no shiets hanging around my eyes, jeans is perfectly well ZIPPED, ordinary T-shirt...*PLING* ive got it ...I AM STUPENDOUSLY CHARMING TODAY!!!!! hands on my waist, heads up high, super BIG smile...(laughing inside "MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA").

BUT not till this incident when i was paying for my groceries...(i put money notes in my back pocket and coins in the front pocket but usually i pay by swiping my ATM card). the total amount i have to pay is $20.35, so i took out a $20 note and search for coins in my front pocket. i took out all of the coins in the pocket and open it up in front of the cashier...*FUCK!* there is a PUBIC hair together with the coins!!!!! i can feel my face totally blush in red as i quickly search for the 35 cents and pay the cashier. i forgot about the receipt and i left with double pace back to my house. T_T sob sob....

wow...ive been doing my design SHIET for the past *mumbling counting* ... 14 HOURS OF eye radiation from the MONITOR!!!! *pop* a can of COKE!! HURRAY!!! ...congratulations and celebration on getting myself BLIND soon!!!! hurray!!! *rubbing the eye* ITAYO!!! hrmph...somehow i feel like im complaining too much, like a bitch like that. anyway...i got con by the cyber cafe boss today!!!

cc boss: u have finished everything?
banana: yep!
cc boss: eumm, ill charge u 1 picture scanned for ten cents since we are have just opened last saturday...
banana: oh...ok. *smile until teeth shiet oso can see* (wah!! discount...good good good hek hek hek..)
cc boss: for the cd buring thing..ill have to charge u $2...
banana: oh ok...*frowning edi* (need to charge?!?!)
cc boss: and including 2 hours of logging in to the computer a total of $10 thank U...
banana: *stunned* ...oh ok *kept back the beautiful courtesy smile* _|_

i didnt know that i have to even pay for this particular services, scanning and buring, i could easily burn in jHan's pc and scanned it in uni...once again i must thank my laziness it cost me some money again...i could have easily take a bus to uni to scan the stuff and burn it and only spent money on my bus trip!!! but no...Mr wanna do it FAST doesnt want to exercise his LAZY asss....wanna looked for some place near and guess what? i did went back to uni and on my way backi saw another cyber cafe in Toowong Village (the nearest shopping mall or the only one in Toowong, btw thats where im living now). i notice a strips of couple A4 papers printed "fax SCAN email...bla bla bla". so i decided to walk in and ask how much are they charging for using those machines. guess wat?!?! they charge by time of usage.. $1.50 an hour. For the second i felt like HOMER..."doh! Why you little....". hrmph....i think im going crazy soon, NO! maybe is time for me to go to bed. A lesson to learn from today...never be tempted by new cyber cafe's with their powerful machines!!!!!! i so wanna walk up to that boss and tell him "i wanna kick ur fat ASS...!!! and pls thank you!...*yawnsSss* argh fuck it...

hrmph....*staring at the screen* ...*yawn* *click* *click* *zyek* *zeEEeeeEeeeeEeee.........(goes on for few seconds)* *zzZzeeEEeeEeeeeee* *zyek* (some jerking noise) *click* scanned...hrmph.....UuAaRRggGGgHHhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN FUCKING SLOWW!!!!!!!!!! eh boss...*BRUCE LEE super FLYING DRAGON KICK* wah doooooo...!!!! *haaa.....* relief! continue back....*click* *click*