tired tired!!!....just finished packing up all my stuff in boxes. Alright, i've set my mind to go back to m'sia. noOOoo...im not gonna stay!!! and here ive listed out 10 of the things that i will miss about brisbane when im back in m'sia.

10 things that i will miss about Brissy:
1. the fresh air that i inhales (kept me from smoking...) ;)
2. the wonderful winter!!! (kimochiii...)
3. good soccer field (comparing to m'sia...suckssss!)
4. the beautiful girls to ogle at *slurp**aWooOOooo....*
5. the mouthwatering VIET grilled pork chop rice with fried egg and super tasty
sauce that cost aus$ 6...yummyyyyyyyyy!!!
6. the excellent public transport...4 THUMBS UP!! (do they call it TOE THUMB?)
7. the unforgettable journeys and memories with all my fellow friends...thang
Qiu!
8. LAKSA HUT's hospitality...
9. the inexpensive alcohol compared to m'sia...
10. and finally, the unconditionally BOREDOM!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

...operator!!!!!!

BIRTHDAY blokes... MR Jaime Toh Wai Keong (23) and Mr Yeap Soon Yean (22)!!! sorry i cant make it to the birthday parties or whatever function that u guys gonna organise, but HAVE FUN dudesSsssss!!! ;) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Definitely you guys deserve a gift from me but all i could offer u guys now is just some retros (hehehe...a living miser here (have to budget some money for PARTYING back with u later in Xmas ;))..sorry guys!!!

hahhh~~~~....yet another year passed!!! still fresh in my memory the night in Genting Highlands...not just fun but it was GREAT!!! if only i could show all those pics that i brought along with me..i think anyone who saw that pic will understand how AWESOME the night was...nothing much except for drinking games and alcohols AND alcohols!!! yKeong was either pissed off with something or DRUNK i could never tell as he went to bed early and if im not wrong, he downed 2 GLASSES of mixed alcohol before he went into his room (i think abit of both kekeke..). the game went on as we are the soldiers with orders, our orders are made clear to HAVE FUN and drunk(i supposed). although it pissed me off to see one of our star soldier (yKeong) wounded (drunk) and cannot continue with us, but his presence will be near us (his room is just next to the lounge :p). heheheh....i must admit i was totally FUCKED!!! and the next thing i could remember is the sun is on my face and i could barely recalled what has happened before i doze off. i found myself on the ground together with two liquor bottles!!!! and i was really touched by whoever that covered with the blanket that kept me cozy within. T_T TERIMA KASIH!!! i think almost all of us are 70-80% drunk, so it was a well done MISSION!!! (sounded soldier like...must be S.W.A.T movie!!!). as for the following day, after check out, i had the best breakfast ever in some restaurant, no just the food there but the friends and the TOGETHERNESSS!!! (missed home T_T) hahhahaha.....

How to play MONOPOLY?

hrmph...determination or being CRUEL (because is money!!!)?!?! well, i admit that im the worst board game player ever with my friends...i always lose no matter how (PURE LOSER) but it was fun cause it helps me to kill time. i bought all of the boxes of property that ive landed on and i was broke at the begining. however, i manage to get bounce back when my fellow friends landed on my property. it was a good start and i even collected 2 'free from jail' card!!! (SUPER LUCKY!!) it was WONDERFUL!!! i could feel like im on top of the world MANNN....there were 3 of us (jHan, Hyong and me). with my power, i was able to eliminated jHan as my first victim and im left Hyong. after a couple of hour playing together with him, i strongly believe that you could never play 1 on 1 with a close friend in monopoly...CAUSE IT NEVER ENDSS!!!!! my reign of power began to fall when i treated Hyong too good (too good till i could pay him 1K++ just for OLD KENT ROAD!!!!!!! and i think u could guess how well i treated him following on...). then slowly on i start to play carelessly and he started to rise above me and caught me a couple of times with his prolonged determination even though he felt he has nothing left against my POWER. a little by a little he took over my properties and forces me to sell all of my HOTELSS!!! :( sob sob...is it because of his determination has brought him back into the competition?!?! or i was being too soft when im facing my friends?!?! but i think it was the BEERS!!! intoxicated by alcohol prevents me to think wisely!!! how could i be so GENEROUS?!?! shiet...i could see the sun is rising as the early birds are chirpping as well as jHan is snoring ;p....better off to bed.

it was funny chat i had with Mandrake and Diddy (the name was change due to some reason). it was after our delicious dinner, we saw few chiqs (also=chick=for see=females) walking by us, we start to evaluate the chiqs based on the our years long of experience and knowledge of WOMEN. Then suddenly, Diddy came out with this crazy worst case or best case scenario!!!:

Diddy: "if the girl that wore the g-string wanna have sex with you yet doesnt want any commitment, WILL YOU HAVE SEX
WITH HER?"
Mandrake:" i will!!!!, how bout u banana?"
banana: "hrmph, i might but she is not my type...so i dont think so..."
Diddy: "wah!!! i will, NO COMMITMENT u know...."
banana: "yes, i know...but her appearance could put me off even before we reach home!! im sorry guys...im abit choosy"
Mandrake: "i will"
Diddy: "so if the girls at the opposite table asked u for a THREESOME!!!, will you go for it? as for me...i think i wont"
banana: "HELL YEAH!!!! i would is an opportunity of a LIFETIME!!! yes i will"
Mandrake: "hrmph...i wont also. i think it will be tiring...."
Diddy: " yes, i think i will be exhausted...so i think i wont...But what happend if u have to share those chiqs with a guy?"
Banana: "FUCK NO!!! i dont want to deprive myself sexual pleasure with another DICK HEAD!!!!"
Mandrake: *LOL*
Diddy: *LOL*

anyway it was an idiotic conversation we had...i myself find it funny as well by the way they can come up with those crazy scenario!!! they could go on forever imaginging and asking those unpredictable question that could never happened to US (maybe we are less fortunate...) but we stopped our conversation as we left the table. WHAT A DAY!!!!

is revenge time!!!! the ball is in our possesion because after the ball hit me it fell next to me. We were one hell of a team , i would say, because there was an instance rapport among us. Passes the ball to each other and i got myself 2 victim of my "SUPER SPINNING METEOR HIT"...HAHAHAAH...who IS DA MANNNnnn....!!! but the game ended by a villian move by Daniel...jHan found his target (daniel) and smack him hard with the tennis ball but Daniel acted on self defense by throwing the beautiful sand from the beach right at jHan's face!! it wasnt really bad but is just cheating in such game and everyone stopped to acknowledge the end of the game. HOWEVER, Ron wasnt impressed with Daniels move or maybe he didntnoticed the game ended, he REPETITIVELY EXECUTED numbers of shot at Daniel before he realise the game ended *LOL*(a punishment to those who break the LAW!!!). then some of them went for a swim while some throwing frisbee around and SOME (me) sat down and ponder about those couples that passes me. what a beautiful chick with a handsome bloke!! *sigh*...i look to my left all i could see is my darken duplicate, my SHADOW!

after a while (i dont remember how long) it started to rain!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! i was ogling at jap chicks MAnnnn....then we packed up and left. there goes our trip...not because of the FUCK UP weather but also HAN and the rest was eager to watch the RUGBY finals between Aussie (australia) and the English (england). by the time we took the bus to the train station, it was raining CATS AND DOGS!!!! super Heavy...ive never seen heavy rain in aussie before. WHAT A DAY!!!!!!

Went to Gold Coast today with jHan's friend. there were 8 of us: me, jHan, Kenny, Dickson, Daniel, Wei chung, Chee kun and Ron *phew*...thank god i rememberED!! hehehe. The journey starts at 11 something but i woke up at around 8 something!!!!! T_T how to open my eyes?!?! anyway i manage to stay alert almost throughout thanks to all the JAPS travelling along to Gold Coast as well. *KAWAI neee....!!!* the trip was fun but we spend too much time walking around until my feet hurts *LEH* (ehh...singaporean accent??)...i was wondering if the weather was playing with us or there are extra few people on the beach that brought the dark clouds with rain. hrmph....i guess it must have been us! the moment we reached the Surfer Paradise beach it was drizzling. but jHan, Dickson and Daniel could bother much because the purpose of this trip is to get wet. while the rest of us contemplating on whether "to SWIM or NOT TO SWIM that is the question?". but by the time we can arrive with any answer to our question the heavy rain has forces us out of the beach. btw did i mentioned i have learned a new madarin word?!?! no well here it is, how do u say 'JACKET' in mandarin?!? well, obviously is just JACKET!!! but Daniel, he thought us with this hilarious word where he learnt it from some friend's of his from CHINA...JACKET="chie kert". hahaha...it was funny the first we heard that word but is not anymore. maybe we are the suckers that dont know that word existed but who cares is QUEER dude!!! anyway let go back to our trip...it was around lunch time so we decided to shed ourself off the rain in some restaurant. we end up in a chinese restaurant...eumm...expensive restaurant....eumm...1 pretty waitress...eumm...forgot the name. the food there...sucks!!! for mine...i ordered...eumm...some tasteless colourless thick sauce chicken mushroom with peas. IT SUCKS!!! then by the time we walk out of the restaurant we could feel the heat from the sun and we decide to go to the beach again. But due to our full stomach, we decide to digest abit by walking around window shopping in surfers paradise before we head back to the beach. uarghH!!! i was unable to control myself from buying stuff...uarghh!!! but luckily my concious stopped me from buying more stuff after spending $100 *phew* but i guessed everything i bought is worth it CAUSE IS CHEAP!!! HAHAAHA....i got a wallet (me using wallet?!?! what a revolution!!! ive not been using a WALLET since i was in form 3 coz i think wallet is taking too many space in my pants!!) 2 caps and a pants!!! i love the caps because ive been thinking of it since begining of the year. as for the pants, ive threw few pants to some charity bin, hoping someoneelse will treasure them more than i do, and so that i can have an excuse for myself to get a new ONE ;D. MUAHHHAHA...ladies do try this!!! then after all shopping has been done, we went back to the beach. Dickson bought a frisbee from CITY BEACH that gave us something to start with at the beach and i believe that was the first time we EVER tossed a frisbee before!! we were full of craps spinning the frisbee high and low, far and out of reach from each throw. after awhile of fooling around with it, Wei Chung stopped the tossing and took out a tennis ball which offer us a new game, i forgot what was the name of the game but our version was "chopping"!! why chopping? cause maybe that is how smart we are in primary school to come out with that word!!! possibly we felt that hitting a tennis ball on a person felt like a knife chopping some meat or vegetables!!! hehehee....i dont know. we split into 2 teams of 4: jHan, me, dickson n Ron VERSUS wei chung, kenny, daniel n chee kun. i was the first person to get hit but then i got the ball....to be cont

IM NOT HOMELESS!!!! at least for the moment or else ill be unwanted, just like a stray dog hanging around the street searching in the rubbish for food remnants. the contract for the townhouse unit in Toowong ends this friday, but ive already shifted out. Thanks to jHan, at the moment im living together with him in his friend's place (kenny&leong) . but we will have to move out at the end of this month cause this apartment units contract ends on the first of Dec!!!! at least there time spare at the moment for me to look for accommodation. IS THERE ANYONE OUT HERE IN BRISBANE CAN SPARE ME A PLACE TO SLEEP UNTIL I LEAVE ?!?!?! anyone?!?! actually i could just move in to backpackers place or whatever that cost MONEY, but no. i think i have a tight budget of spending right now because of all the uncertainty future lies ahead me. i am still considering whether i SHOULD or i SHOULDNT stay here for my internship. *sigh* luckily i have a place to sleep at the time being otherwise ill be HOMELESS and USELESS!!!

dreams...weird dreams again...no i mean most of the time. This time is not some scary mysterious shiet stuff...but when i come to think of it, is funny. i dreamt that i have meet up with my old friends...kFei, xes, sLoong n so on. well, first of all what is so weird about this dream is the place that we meet up. It was suppose to be some final matches of some soccer tournaments in an airport where the players have to pause and leave the field for the planes to land. It was nite and lights were heavily lite up for that field and i there were once a plane didnt manage to land because of the players in the field. actually i was busy walking around the airport to look for my friends. then i finally meet up with one of them ,KFEI, we were too happy that we finally meet up that we hug each other until we fell onto the ground. then all the sudden i saw one of the least suspected friend to be back in KL, gYew!!! (btw we are still on the ground) then he smiled and crawl to kFei as if he was goin to hug him as well BUT instead he stopped when his head reaches up to kFei's penis. he then uses his bold chin and CARESS IT!!!!!!! BOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! kFei was laughing with tears coming out because of the ticklish feeling (somehow i felt how ticklish it could be...) but somehow i felt the worse for me. i saw him crawling towards me...and i woke up!!! T_T wah...relieve!!! *stupid dreams* too much porno!!!! sigh...miss u guys mann!!! poor thing kFei *ROTFLOL*

*yawns* i always have good intuition about something but when it comes to 'MATRIX' movie, it is undescribable!!! always (after watching 3 episodes) surprises me with super FUCKING good shiet....no doubt is DA BEST of DA BEST!!!! im able to recall the day when i first (i lost count how many times) watched THE matrix!!! it was a rainy afternoon in 1999 ( i cant remember much but i know was 18) the first movie which i watched it by myself. The only cinema in New State (i guess..),Pee Jay, couldnt remember the cinema name but hell yeah there were not alot of people around!!! it was so empty that i easily got a ticket for the top level sit where i can see couples smooches and fondling each other bfore the movie starts (smoking was not a crime in cinema too..h0h0h0h). I didnt anticipate anything from that title MATRIX, but all i could see from the poster was just guns (LOTS OF GUNS) and K E A N U R E E V E S. well, i never really admired or fancied any actors before but it was a day when i started to have one. i just told myself "finished this movie and go home....dont want to waste any precious second of raining weather off the bed!!! the first thing that pinned me down onto the old cheap timber with pvc cover seat was TRINITY's super 3D flying kick to the police men....HELL YEAH!!!!! IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOMMEEEeeeEEeeeeee!!!! i could feel my ass with pins and needles but all i could do is to wait for this FANTASTIC movie to end. i walked of the cinema with different concept of living...i could feel all the sudden that i could things moving slower like Neo dodging those bullets (ok i might be exaggerating but maybe i was moving too fast no...i mean...whatever, IM GOIN CRAZY ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!! UArrghhHHhhh). Martial arts are essential for survival in this jungle of concretes!!! after this movie, there is no movies with actions and story surpasses MAtrix...NOTHING!!! is the best and still the best EVER!!! (hrmph...fightclub was good...no MATRIX!!!) but what really dissapointed me in the Matrix revolution was the ENDING...sob sob i must say is "DA WORST !!!". how can such thing happened to such a flawless movie!!! how?!?! why?!?! who?!?! what?!? where?!?! when?!? aiks...could it be possible that i DONT understand the movie?!?! shiet T_T

TOTALLY HUMILIATED....

it happened last couple of months ago...it was one of those day when i feel REALLY good and confident. walking around noticed that chicks checking me out :D ...hrmph, better check...go toilet see see look look, "no ark!, nothing worng ark...i looked perfectly normal today. no mucus flowing out of my nose, no shiets hanging around my eyes, jeans is perfectly well ZIPPED, ordinary T-shirt...*PLING* ive got it ...I AM STUPENDOUSLY CHARMING TODAY!!!!! hands on my waist, heads up high, super BIG smile...(laughing inside "MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA").

BUT not till this incident when i was paying for my groceries...(i put money notes in my back pocket and coins in the front pocket but usually i pay by swiping my ATM card). the total amount i have to pay is $20.35, so i took out a $20 note and search for coins in my front pocket. i took out all of the coins in the pocket and open it up in front of the cashier...*FUCK!* there is a PUBIC hair together with the coins!!!!! i can feel my face totally blush in red as i quickly search for the 35 cents and pay the cashier. i forgot about the receipt and i left with double pace back to my house. T_T sob sob....

wow...ive been doing my design SHIET for the past *mumbling counting* ... 14 HOURS OF eye radiation from the MONITOR!!!! *pop* a can of COKE!! HURRAY!!! ...congratulations and celebration on getting myself BLIND soon!!!! hurray!!! *rubbing the eye* ITAYO!!! hrmph...somehow i feel like im complaining too much, like a bitch like that. anyway...i got con by the cyber cafe boss today!!!

cc boss: u have finished everything?
banana: yep!
cc boss: eumm, ill charge u 1 picture scanned for ten cents since we are have just opened last saturday...
banana: oh...ok. *smile until teeth shiet oso can see* (wah!! discount...good good good hek hek hek..)
cc boss: for the cd buring thing..ill have to charge u $2...
banana: oh ok...*frowning edi* (need to charge?!?!)
cc boss: and including 2 hours of logging in to the computer a total of $10 thank U...
banana: *stunned* ...oh ok *kept back the beautiful courtesy smile* _|_

i didnt know that i have to even pay for this particular services, scanning and buring, i could easily burn in jHan's pc and scanned it in uni...once again i must thank my laziness it cost me some money again...i could have easily take a bus to uni to scan the stuff and burn it and only spent money on my bus trip!!! but no...Mr wanna do it FAST doesnt want to exercise his LAZY asss....wanna looked for some place near and guess what? i did went back to uni and on my way backi saw another cyber cafe in Toowong Village (the nearest shopping mall or the only one in Toowong, btw thats where im living now). i notice a strips of couple A4 papers printed "fax SCAN email...bla bla bla". so i decided to walk in and ask how much are they charging for using those machines. guess wat?!?! they charge by time of usage.. $1.50 an hour. For the second i felt like HOMER..."doh! Why you little....". hrmph....i think im going crazy soon, NO! maybe is time for me to go to bed. A lesson to learn from today...never be tempted by new cyber cafe's with their powerful machines!!!!!! i so wanna walk up to that boss and tell him "i wanna kick ur fat ASS...!!! and pls thank you!...*yawnsSss* argh fuck it...

hrmph....*staring at the screen* ...*yawn* *click* *click* *zyek* *zeEEeeeEeeeeEeee.........(goes on for few seconds)* *zzZzeeEEeeEeeeeee* *zyek* (some jerking noise) *click* scanned...hrmph.....UuAaRRggGGgHHhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN FUCKING SLOWW!!!!!!!!!! eh boss...*BRUCE LEE super FLYING DRAGON KICK* wah doooooo...!!!! *haaa.....* relief! continue back....*click* *click*

recently i find myself in limelight for no particular reason that i can think of. whenever i walked passed MOST of foreign students from my department, i think they did not notice my existance at all *like a ghost wander in and out of the Uni looking for his dead body*. but hey, i never really give a damn thing about it because YOU SUCK!!! (to my fellow colleagues) ;D hrmph...only till recently (that is about after one and a half years of studying together) they start to carry a "Ghost Detective"..."Hey guys...my ghost detection meter is fluctuating HARD!! i got one coming in close!!!" *ishh* "Hey MENG!!" (that is how they address me..."Meng" simple yet nice! :p ) or maybe "Hey, How is it goin?" or "Meng, can i borrow ur bal bla bla"...but what really makes me feel welcomed into the community is the invitation to work in as a group with those top students as well as having a drinks at the verandah of my department or a cafe. WOW!!! is surreal but nice :) *ahh...my long lost body...finally i found u!!!* just feel nice to be accepted by people *booo hooo hoooo sob sob*

wierd dreams...

While i was waiting for my dinner, i dose off into a short nap. feeling uncomfortable sleeping on the couch, i went to my room and lie dead on the bed. i could not recall much on how my dream started but it goes like this~~~~

....it was in the evening as i was crusing through streets after streets in some kind of convertible car with 2 anonymous guy (i relaly have no idea who are they). then as the dusky evening turns dark our car headlights was turn on and all i could see is just darkness and empty streets with no street lights on. suddenly there was this motorbike moving passed us with great speed *vroommmmm*...while he was passing us there is this voice coming out from the motorcyclist, a voice of FEAR!!! i have no idea why he sound like that , "maybe he was running away from the police or something"...as soon as he was lost sight in the darkness, *arghhHHhh!!!!...bla bla bla(i forgotten what he said i guess it was sometjhing like HELP or SOS)* i could hear him shout in pain and agony. i have this funny wierd feeling that there is something strange up ahead the road, then i tried really hard to wake up myself from this scary dream...i did woke up *phew* lucky...but i find my room wierd, is too dark...oh! maybe everyone is asleep but i couldnt see Han (my room mate) in his bed. then i raise myself up from the bed and reach for the door knob i could hear his (Han) voice coming from the living room. i opened the door and i still see no lights in the house, i started to feel scary whether im still awake or asleep because if they are in the house there will be lights almost everywhere. Then all the sudden i woke up again...*phew* again...stupid nightmares!!! *scrub my eyes, try to dig off the shits in my eyes* and i opened my eyes i see darkness again, Han is not there and is like deja vu...*FUCK!!* "what the hell is goin on....program error arr?!?!"(matrix movie)...deep down in me im feeling even more afraid than before because im not waking up from my dreams. could this be real??!! i asked myself...."this cant be it...i must wake up!!!" i dont know how i did it eventually i did woke up again. the room is still dark, i could still hear voices from the living room but this time i saw lights. the lights coming in from my living room...*phew* this time is for real...

~~~there is goose bumps on my hands and body as im typing it down just now...the worst dream ive even had!! is like wandered off into some 3rd dimension X2. worst than alice in wonderland...knock against each shoe sole *tap tap* "OPERATOR... I NEED AN EXIT!!!" :p

i couldnt believe that there is such free website Blogging after so many years of reading peoples web log. wah...*smiling* C A N N O T believe it !!!!!! hrmph....i dont think im good in writting stuff about myself and i prefer reading peoples daily activities. oh well is free anyway...no harm leaving it wihtout any updates.

LALALLALALALALA singing a LOVE song.....
wwWwwooOOoooo~~~

*YAWN*~~~~~~~